Part II
6. Hide Ya Kids, Cuz Everyone Out Here is Getting Raped
The thing that terrifies me most? Shape shifters. There's just way too many scenarios in which this can go wrong. For example, imagine if Jeffery Dahmer was a shape shifter. He can turn into a fly, enter your house, and brutally rape and murder you. Which would eventually lead to the downfall of PETA. I would probably kill every animal I encountered just to be safe. Sorry, WishBone and Shiloh, but I'm not taking any chances today (shotgun fired). I mean, this shit could go on forever. Michael Vick later becomes president...
7. Age Tax
Barack Obama attempts to save the economy with the first ever "age tax". In theory, it's a great idea. Until 2,000 year old vampires decide that this shit is ridiculous, and that's when we all most likely die. You know how pissed Rush Limbaugh was about the income tax?! More so, remember how pissed Snooki was with the tanning tax?! Yeah, well imagine if Rush Limbaugh or that insane midget actually had the ability to convert their rage into what will inevitably be the end of human civilization.
If anyone else has suggestions, feel free. For now, I have appeared to hit a wall.
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